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Old 17-05-2012, 03:07 AM   #1
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Women and how long they take

Jez how ****ing long!!!!

She don't wear any make up either. What **** takes three hours????

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Old 17-05-2012, 03:22 AM   #2
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Probably finishing her self off cos she's not expecting much on the date?
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Old 17-05-2012, 03:23 AM   #3
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Old 17-05-2012, 04:45 AM   #4
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lol @ TC

I don't know how the hell they can take so long... I kinda got used to it with the ex though, she was a model and everything had to be PERFECT before she took a step out of the front door.
Just surf the net for car porn or wash the car while you're waiting lol
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Old 17-05-2012, 04:49 AM   #5
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Banters minion... shes an ex.. and was a model... do you mind if i ask if she was a psycho like my current gf? shes good looking but omg shes got some kind of personality disorder!! lol
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Old 17-05-2012, 05:00 AM   #6
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Banters minion... shes an ex.. and was a model... do you mind if i ask if she was a psycho like my current gf? shes good looking but omg shes got some kind of personality disorder!! lol
lmao nah she wasn't psyco at all!
She was an amazing chick... till the break up lol
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I can imagine lol.. onwards and upwards eh?
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Lol at this thread, TC is on fire hehe.

As per rules banters minnion pics or gtfo
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Pics or it didnt happen.
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Oh FFS!
That pic was up the right way on my PC... it uploaded to photobucket sideways somehow
So I edited it in photobucket, flipped it back up the right way and saved it.... and now it's flipped sideways again ugh. Useless technology!

and I have a good, non dirty reason for keeping pics of my ex
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Shame really, 'cos I'm over in seconds
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