Firstly i'm always polite with them as its not worth it when you get arsey!
SO - here goes.
I did nothing wrong.
I was aware they were there as i had already passed in other direction before going into supermarket and getting some lunch.
Came out... proceeded to the exit... turned left at the roundabout get near the layby and instantly... bang.. speed gun pointing at me!
i knew they were there so i was pootling along - that and i had my wife and son with me!
so i wasnt speeding, pc plods face was mr smug grin turned into disappointment as my car is loud that clearly means i must be doing 120 eh! FOOLS!
so i go to carry on past the layby then the twat jumps out infront of me - on foot (CLEVER THING TO DO) and tells me to pull into layby where i've virtually had to do an emergency stop!
he then proceeds to have a go at me for not being ready to stop!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??? you jumped out in middle of road you idiot.
I look behind me and a volvo followed me out of supermarket - undercover car! wtf... REALLY ANY NEED?
So it goes along the lines of me saying why? what have i done? i wasnt speeding etc.
I get the stock answer.. is this your car, how old are you, blah blah blah. i'm 33 you nob! do i look 18 with my greying hair you pleb!
they then check all tyres. 'you'll find they are all legal officer'
reg check please... 'you'll find it's insured, taxed and MOT'd officer.
breathalyser... 'you'll find that i'm not stupid officer!'
so they carry on digging at car whilst i'm standing at side of road and numerous other cars go hurtling by pointing laughing etc.
eventually, i get a vehicle defect report for number plate. theres nothing wrong with my plates other than it's at a angle due to the EPR bumper i have that has no where else to mount it.
Apparently the only reason i'd have my number plate like that is to evade speed cameras!
so... i must ask you mr officer, did it really need you and 5 of your fellow colleagues to harass me.
would you have stopped me if i was in one of my other 2 cars.
I even told you that the car was weekend toy that sees the roads once a fortnight max!
very frustrating that they assume i'm a yobo as i choose and can afford a weekend toy.
OH YEAH.... last thing... you even took a photo of my car for your wall of fame, you should have asked mate, I would have let you stand beside it and took the photo for you buddy! C0CK!