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Old 06-05-2009, 03:31 PM   #1
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News story that sucks, then hurts, so bad

Just been reading MSN's home page and I found a news story that'll make you laugh.

"A secretary involved in an affair with her boss reportedly bit off her lover's penis while performing oral sex in a car. The 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her boss when the car was shunted by a reversing van. The impact of the crash caused the woman to bite off her loverís organ. To make matters worse, the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective hired by the manís suspicious wife. The investigator was quoted as saying 'minutes after seeing the couple get into the car, it began to shake violently'. After the vehicle was hit by the van, he heard a loud scream and the woman emerged with her mouth covered in blood. The investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. The secretary followed her lover there having recovered the severed part of his penis."

That has got to hurt - there he was getting sucked off, the next thing all he would have seen was his knob still in her mouth and not on him.
Dam that would hurt.

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http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/arti...entid=16608486
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:40 PM   #2
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Thats one hell of a way to get caught!! What goes around... lol
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didnt that senario come up in a film with robin wiliams in it
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No way! I would say I want photographic evidence, but I think it might put me of my tea!
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Hahaha, what are the chances lol.
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OUCH!! this should have a warning as i was about to eat my dinner lol
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