As I only have a few days left as a trader on the forum, I thought I would leave you guys with a really awful joke.. Enjoy
Two farmers wake up one cold morning to go and feed their cows..
They get to the field and are shocked to see the weather has been so cold that all the cattle are frozen solid.
" What are we going to do " asks one of the farmers..
Suddenly they see this little old lady walking up the hill towards them. She walks past them and into the field and touches one of the cows.
To their amazement the cow defrosts and is completely fine. The little old lady walks around the field touching each cow and again they defrost and continue eating grass like nothing happened.
After she is done the little old lady walks back down the hill.
" WOW" says one of the farmers... " who was that???"
" don't you know her" replies the other farmer....." that's Thora Hird "