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Old 22-05-2004, 08:36 AM   #1
 
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A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to
ask God for help.

She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if
I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My
God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my
car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I have
always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this
one time so I can get my life back in order"

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and
the blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this........... Buy a ticket."
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Old 22-05-2004, 12:06 PM   #2
 
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Anyone would think blondes were a few spices short of a curry in the brains department, sometimes...

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Old 22-05-2004, 12:08 PM   #3
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hey im blonde
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So am I..well normally..I hated it so much its now dyed black...us females are never taken seriously when blonde...got first hand experience of such things....you get crapped on from high places on a regular basis if you are naturally blonde lol
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hmmm spose ur right, lol
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lol you should try being taken seriously when 6ft tall, blonde and slim...you have no chance of an eye to eye conversation lol
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well depends what eye u want to look at, lol (jap eye)
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LMAO :rolf: like that I do...
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