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whats up with you?

if its worth anything, we found a diary in the apartment on Friday from previous residents. quite detailed and steamy! unfortunately for the owner, I found her on FB, she is morto lol
 

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get in the gym and attack the punch bag, and lift loads of medium - heavy weights at a bloody high tempo whilst listening to some music with a 130 bpm!
 

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haha send he a detailed message, other than the fact ive put in 75hours weeks for the last 3 weeks and im NOT getting overtime.... that and i still have a broken hand and cant drive, and i worked out stupidly this morning its been 11months since my cars been home :S lol man i need a holiday.
 

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Wild started a thread 2 days ago with the same theme.... he had a bad day and needed cheering up, so I posted this and it helped him. Hopefully it has the same effect on you :bigthumb:

Does this help ...?






 

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nah i know how much it sucks, im totally beat from my hours and to know that im not getting paid has derailed me totally, i was okay until then the other stuff was minor, now im just in a real shitty ass mood, i know what u could do to make my day better mini :p
 

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Hey lance, cheer up buddy, I was like that as well and decided to change careers, now I am working from home with time to spare and loads of free time to do creative work...with my ride and of course work..
 

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Okay i think ben has it :) dude thanks :) hahaha, who melts a headlamp in the oven :) we call him BEN_HARMER
Who..........melted.......a headlamp in the over???

No waaaaaaay.....lol ;)

I dropped my car off on Sat to get a cut/polish ready for this Sundays show, I got a call this morning to tell me it won't be finished in time and will take about 2 weeks :(


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Next time you have a bad day ....... Think of this guy, Rob a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was
Sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints... What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work...think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, "Is this a jellyfish bad day?"

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
 

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Wild started a thread 2 days ago with the same theme.... he had a bad day and needed cheering up, so I posted this and it helped him. Hopefully it has the same effect on you :bigthumb:
Mate the group of girls in the bikini's, are they trannies or what ????

Sure you can do better than that :):40oz:
 
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