Police were on the look out this morning for around 15 Nissan Skylines who might just break the speed limit once they get onto the wide open M40 with no traffic at 10am. Therefore they wasted lots of tax dollars getting out the Speed Camera van and placed it on a bridge above the M40 just ahead of where the skylines were last spotted that morning. Unfortunately a police spokesman said "They outsmarted us. They drove up to the bridge, waved at us then when they were on the other side of the bridge and we couldn't get them with a camera they all sped up. We feel foolish and can only apologise for our error in judgement." This reporter simply fell about laughing.