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Just had a phone call from MG Rover, nice girl called Claire, who asked if I had received my promotional mail from them.
"Yes" said I.
"Is there anything of interest there for you Sir",
"No" said I.
"Oh ,what car are you driving at the moment then Sir".
" A Nissan Skyline".
Pause.......
" Oh"...... "Would you be thinking of changing it soon for an MG Rover"...

Now thats what I call a dirty phone call.
 

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LMFAO she probably didn't know what a skyline was and just heard the Nissan bit. lol
 

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I would havew strung it out a little bit more to let rover absorb some more of the phone call costs and ingnorance factor
 

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Well they have already sent me a car wash sponge, cleans Nissans very nicely.
 

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Nice.... a sight indeed. I digress ;)
 

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Sponges scratch cars, catch grit. Use a clean cloth.

On a similar note, I had a sales call the other day selling windows or something. I asked the bloke where he'd got my number, he said the phone book. I explained that I wasn't listed and that he must be random dialling which is illegal.

Jaffa: You don't even know my name do you?
Bloke: What?
Jaffa: If you found me in the phone book, you'd know my name. You don't do you?
Bloke: Umm, no
Jaffa: So that means your system is dialling random numbers?
Bloke: Umm, yeah.
Jaffa: Any you don't know my name?
Bloke: No
Jaffa: I bet you don't even know my full number do you? Just a few digits?
Bloke: Yeah, that's right.
Jaffa: And you need my full number to put in the database to go towards you target right?
Bloke: Yeah.
Jaffa: Did you know, I'm ex. directory and you're breaking the law?
Bloke: No
Jaffa: Do you know what that means?
Bloke: No
Jaffa: Means I can call you a cnut and you don't can't do anything about it.
Bloke: Hey
Jaffa: F*** off you cnut
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mmmm, subtle and classy there Ben! ;) :D
Trying to snatch Busters cultural attache' job are you? :p
 

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I bet that bloke has been through all the dictionarys trying to find out what a cnut is. What you should have done is call him a ****
 

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Yep, got an e-mail from Audi asking me to peruse the NEW A6, told them to go to hell as when I wanted to test drive an RS6 Audi GB ignored me !!! Tossers !!! Still like my new toy, a Mitsubishi Gallant VR4 a lot better than any old Audi !!!
 
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