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Well, it did say Private sales only!


Seriously though, Due to my new found state of skintness I am forced to sell one of the following.....

Left or Right Kidney.

Choice is yours... Which do you need?
Good condition, only one owner from new. Age: 27 years, well maintained, only processed about 5 litres of p*ss a day. Rarely abused. Only been punched once (the left one - still smarts in the cold).

Pictures available on request.

Left or Right testicle.

Again, which do you require? Both functional last time they were used. Kicked several times many years ago but no permanent damage sustained. Well used in the past few years but plenty life left in 'em (no pun intended).
Only suffered one 'sliding off the bike seat' incident in the past 27 years.

Never been tattooed, pierced or shaved.
Probably best not to ask for pictures, think I would get banned from the forum!

Open to offers......


Money will be put to good Skyline use, I can assure you.
 

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Tiggs....

Gimp rates vary..... Do I have to bring my own outfit?

Usual fee is a crate of Stella and 40 Marlboro lights, but I'd settle for Camel lights if I had to!

Eddie.... 1 what? Kidney or testicle? Testicles are worth more (to me anyways!).

I fear you guys are mocking my serious sales post!
 
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