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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? "surprise sex"

Can you cry under water? yes....

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? quite

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? car fund

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? hope not

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? some dont in the usa

What disease did cured ham actually have? aids

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? er

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? because thy possibly sh1t themselves in the night?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? i reckon it would be called a hand jobbing


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ....no answer


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ....because they are stupid


Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. because they want to bang one off before seeing you so they wont get excited (opposite sex doctors)


Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? should be the other way round


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? most humans are not decent


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! pluto prefers doggy style


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? because road runner was not on the menu


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? baby puke


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? yes


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? whats the aphabet song!!!


Why did you just try singing the two songs above? stupidity


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? well you wouldnt have an asteroid up your arse


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? every dog loves a blow job
 

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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? "surprise sex- only if u shout surprise or have a smile on ur face!!!
 
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