****** From The Shite
.. I’ve just been informed that all the cars in my car park at work on Friday were covered in a fine coat of grey steelwork primer paint that floated over in the wind. The idiots decided to paint the steel outside. Someone has already failed their MOT because the window wipers don’t clear the screens properly. I noticed at the weekend mine weren’t working and just assumed I needed new blades. So now I fear mine will fail its MOT because of this. Its just a really fine coat you can only see close and looks like tree sap but its properly stuck to the car. If you run your hand over the paintwork it feels like fine sandpaper now and that’s not nice AT ALL. How could someone be so careless and let this happen. Well at least the boss will have to make sure this gets resolved as his Porsche will also be covered in the paint as it was next to mine.